Wednesday, May 08, 2002

 
Music: Without Me - Eminem
Two Trailer Park Girls Go Round The Outside Round The Outside Round The Outside (that ones for you naso)

So it is another wednesday in the life of an average college student. I'm bored inbetween classes wishing that i had time to take a nap so i wouldn't be so damn exhausted all of the time. I had an interesting weekend....Ill start with friday..We went to sig ep for their party...it was no phi kap party but it was ok...then we went back and played beer pong at the house..On the way there we stopped at UDF to buy beer and chips....damn the man they stopped selling beer about 10 mins. before we got there...So me n wotoweic grabbed chips and went outside...Only Jackson had left us HAHA...So we started walkin back to the house..On the way we stopped at wotoweic's to grab his ice house (god i hate that stuff)...we got to the house and started eating chips and drinkin beer...It was awesome...My grand-big is the funniest man alive!...they went down to play beer pong (it was Kelly and James Jackson vs Jeff Wotoweic and....shit i dont remember o well) well jeff got this great idea to start spitting ping pong balls a' la John Belushi instead of throwing them...It was a riot.
So then comes Saturday...Got up at 11:00 and went with Matt Mongomery and Joe Miller to go finish tearing the inside out of the upstairs of a house in Norwood....GOOD TIMES....Unfortunately it was hard work and we accidently dropped the heavy ramp on Monty's head...I thought we had killed him....We git back (head to toe dirt dust grime and sweat) just when people were starting to arrive for formal...We all cleaned up and sat there while everyone (looking very good and proper) was drinkin getting ready for formal....We sat there and drank beers, watch movies, ate adriatico's pizza, ate runts, rock candy, played pool and beer pong allllllllllllll night. Then some crew kids came over....they were pains in the ass....well i guess i should be more specific they were acting like drunk retards....DRAMA TO THE EXTREME WHEN THE PEOPLE GOT BACK FROM FORMAL....Turns out our sweetheard hurled when she got off the bus at this place and 2 other times that night AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA (sorry). I was sober so i had to drive her back to her dorm...Then i drove two other girls back to calhoon...The the real fights started....people were upset and gitting angry and drunk as shit....people couldn't find their car keys....people were gitting in each other's faces....Then Barney comes into play..He got mouthy and touched one of our favorite girls (Leslie) which made her uncomfortable....She shoved him he spilled beer and got pissed....He called her a bitch (that was when the shit hit the fan)...When told to apologize he wouldn't.....That was when all the brothers got wind of the whole situation and were going to "escort" him out to the front yard for a flogging....I had to run and get John to get him to get rid of Barney before he died......Nothing to make your night like standing between 5 of your angry drunk brothers and one dumbass drunk who was about to get his ass kicked....thank god we got him out of there......So a whole bunch of other shit happens too...Some delts try to start shit with another brother on some real shady devious claims......With that over two of our brothers walk like 3 miles at 6am to pass out on a friends porch!!!!!!!!
And now to sunday, my favorite day......I offered to go pick up two brothers who needed their cars they had left at the house the night before when i drove them home.....I had Monty's celica.....stopped to git stall some food....got back on Calhoon .....Switched to the right lane...................................AND GOT HIT BY A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT..........FUCKING SAE's.............so we get that whole thing straightened out (Monty I still feel like shit about it) and just chill for the rest of the day.......I found out yesterday (tuesday) when i was at the house cleaning that monty got estimates on the damage to his car......$965, $975, $1200.......HOLY SHIT........It's ok b/c i wasn't at fault and hopefully it won't have to go the insurance company (so it won't affect my insurance) So life has since been slowly trying to get better...Jack and Leslie came over last night to chill and make me feel better it was niceeeeee.....anywho i gotta jet to git shit done (ya right) before class.......check back in a few days
FIJI ISLAND MAY 25TH PHI KAPPA THETA HOUSE 3322 JEFFERSON AVE. INVITE ONLY BYOB (NO BOTTLES) (NO PYLES) (YES FAT PARROTS)
The Old Man posted this at 12:03 PM.